Jesus lives next door. He’s an eight year old girl and her three year old brother. The Son of Man looks like those starving Ethiopian children. He only gets breakfast and lunch at school, when he makes it. His mama is a crack whore. Nobody knows where his daddy is. I heard his mama lets her “johns” do things to him. Poor King of Kings.
Jesus is two houses down and has six children. Now he’s pregnant with the seventh. I don’t know if he hasn’t figured out what birth control is, or what, but how does he expect his husband to feed all those babies on that salary? and you know with all those kids the Lord of Lords can’t work. That means hardworking taxpayers’ money has to go for Christs’ food stamps. He needs to get fixed!
The Lord is a crazy man-paranoid schizophrenic. If he doesn’t take his medication he walks up and down the street cussing and spitting on everybody he passes. He’s homeless. Nobody knows where his family is-if he’s got one. Digs out of the trash cans for food. Somebody ought to get him off the street.
Jesus is nothing but a nuisance. I’m starting to see the Son of God everywhere I go. He’s always crying or begging or looking pitiful. Why doesn’t He pull Himself up by His bootstraps? This is America, makes me so mad. He’s ruining our neighborhood. Somebody ought to do something about him. Somebody.
*excerpted from Ragamuffin Diva
3 Comments
March 30, 2009 at 3:47 am
Troy, really powerful and convicting. Thanks. May we all see Jesus more clearly and love him wherever he is.
March 30, 2009 at 10:47 pm
thank you for sharing this, I’ve heard these words more times than I could stomach, by people who have no concept of the ‘world’ or suffering. I think i’ll be visiting both your blog & the woman you borrowed this except from.
On a side note, thanks for getting real about a peice of your testimony a few posts back. Seriously I needed to hear that someone else other than myself, has come out of the world. Really strengthened my faith, so thank you. God knows when you’re getting weary, and I was and have been for awhile. All I hear about are people who were born and raised in the church (and all the conversations about the IC), and have little concept of suffering, bondage, sin, etc. Sometimes you just need to know and hear that God has touched peoples lives, and has brought them from death to life…that seems few and far between lately.
Heather aka Daniel’s wife
March 31, 2009 at 3:28 am
Hey Daniel’s Wife,
Great to have you posting here…looking forward to hearing more of your perspectives on things.
Troy